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Height:		Weight:  lbs.		Alumni Status:  Subway
Location:  Where the feds send me				Favorite Baseball Team:  Cubs
Natural Enemies:  White Sox fans, front-close bras
Athletic Ability:		As the high school swimming six pack has morphed to a keg, so too has the athletic ability.
Sartorial Style:		Khakis and button downs.
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:		Summer is for Oberon and gin and tonics. Autumn is for Harpoon Oktoberfest and Jameson's neat. Winter is for Murphy's and Maker's Mark Manhattans. Spring is for Racer 5 and vodka tonics.
Political Philosophy:		Hesburghian Reaganism.
Religious Philosophy:		Social justice-y traditionalism.
Musical Favorites:		Wilco, the Killers, Gillian Welch, and the Avett Brothers. Mostly.
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:		"God may not care whether Notre Dame wins a football game -- but His Mother does."
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