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Height:  Weight:  lbs. Alumni Status:  Subway
Location:  Where the feds send me Favorite Baseball Team:  Cubs
Natural Enemies:  White Sox fans, front-close bras

Athletic Ability: As the high school swimming six pack has morphed to a keg, so too has the athletic ability.

Sartorial Style: Khakis and button downs.

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq: Summer is for Oberon and gin and tonics. Autumn is for Harpoon Oktoberfest and Jameson's neat. Winter is for Murphy's and Maker's Mark Manhattans. Spring is for Racer 5 and vodka tonics.

Political Philosophy: Hesburghian Reaganism.

Religious Philosophy: Social justice-y traditionalism.

Musical Favorites: Wilco, the Killers, Gillian Welch, and the Avett Brothers. Mostly.

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: "God may not care whether Notre Dame wins a football game -- but His Mother does."

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