|Profile for STEVEM||Click here to make or adjust profile|
|Height: 5-11||Weight: 170 lbs.||Alumni Status: Yes|
|Location: Changes frequently||Favorite Baseball Team: Kansas City Royals|
|Natural Enemies: I claim to be the one who drove Timmy Kovach deeper into insanity.|
|Athletic Ability:||I was put in remedial PE in elementary school.|
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:||I am a connoisseur of fine ginger ales.|
|Political Philosophy:||Things that work are good, things that don't work are bad.|
|Religious Philosophy:||"Say the red and do the black."
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:|
|Miscellaneous Data:||I confess that I am a deviant. I hate bacon. I will eat almost any other part of the pig, but for some reason I can't stand bacon. Perhaps someone can recommend a good rehab program.
Also, don't take my posts entirely seriously. Unless I am writing about a professional matter, I am writing with a wink and my tongue firmly in the proverbial cheek - no, not that one. If you reply to my post saying I am an idiot, I will respond asking why it took you that long to figure it out.