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|Height: 6' 0||Weight: 180 lbs.||Alumni Status: Keenan Hall|
|Location: Between the gutter and the stars||Favorite Baseball Team: NL: Cubs AL: Yankees|
|Natural Enemies: David Gordon, The Newark Airport, Amazing Grace|
|Athletic Ability:||HS Defensive Back. After I realized ND Football wasn't in the cards, I switched to cross country.
College: "Kid I'm your starting QB if 5000 other people die."
|Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:|
|Political Philosophy:||-Don't be a Dick
-I vote Person not Party
On crime I’m a conservative.
On prostitution I'm a liberal.
Dumbest fucking thing to talk about on the internet.
I don’t acknowledge any song/prayer/response made by the Church after 1997. And don’t give me looks during a midnight/Easter/wedding/funeral mass when I flub a line. Those are the responses/prayers/lyrics the nuns taught me.
|Musical Favorites:||The catalog of Ms. Rebecca Black|
|Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:||"You'd finish 3rd in a race with a pregnant lady." -Lou Holtz
“You better gas up that bus, cause I’ll be damned if I’m going to spend any money in Michigan.” -Lou Holtz
The movie "Never back Down" is loosely based on my life.
I keep my guns and rubbers under lock and key. I don't want crazy women messing with either.
Good looking enough to be on “The Bachelor”. Smart enough not to be on “The Bachelor”.
Notre Dame Atari Medal Nominee.