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Height:  6' 0 Weight:  180 lbs. Alumni Status:  Keenan Hall
Location:  Between the gutter and the stars Favorite Baseball Team:  NL: Cubs AL: Yankees
Natural Enemies:  David Gordon, The Newark Airport, Amazing Grace

Athletic Ability: HS Defensive Back. After I realized ND Football wasn't in the cards, I switched to cross country.

College: "Kid I'm your starting QB if 5000 other people die."


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Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:

Political Philosophy: I vote person not Party. This has led to my conservative friends thinking I’m too liberal and my liberal friends thinking I’m too conservative.

However...
On fiscal issues I’m a staunch conservative.
On prostitution I'm a staunch liberal.



Dumbest fucking thing to talk about on the internet.

Religious Philosophy:

I don’t acknowledge any song/prayer/response made by the Church after 1997. And don’t give me looks during a midnight/Easter/wedding/funeral mass when I flub a line. Those are the responses/prayers/lyrics the nuns taught me.

Musical Favorites: The catalog of Ms. Rebecca Black

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach: "You'd finish 3rd in a race with a pregnant lady." -Lou Holtz

“You better gas up that bus, cause I’ll be damned if I’m going to spend any money in Michigan.” -Lou Holtz



Miscellaneous Data:
The movie "Never back Down" is loosely based on my life.

I keep my guns and rubbers under lock and key. I don't want crazy women messing with either.

Good looking enough to be on “The Bachelor”. Smart enough not to be on “The Bachelor”.

Notre Dame Atari Medal Nominee.