I run and lift. Not in bad shape, got some guns. I could whip seano.

Non-metro, no sandals, socks match the pants, polo collars are down, button downs are tucked into jeans, everything is fitted because I'm not a pirate. You get the point.

I occasionally drink scotch or rum, but I'm not much of a drinker anymore.

Right of center on economics. Slightly left of center regarding most social issues. Hippies hated regardless.

Protestant and baptized three times. Each one better than the last. Now...agnostic? Heathen. Let's go with heathen.

Animals on vinyl. I'll fight you.

"Looks like a Big 10 suckhole out there to me."

I'm divorced and have two teenage boys. I'm an enterprise software consultant, which basically means I design and plan for large implementations of software for companies around the world. Or, I attend meetings for a living. Same thing, really.

In order to get away from the laptop, I took up lawn and landscaping management as hobbies along with smoking and grilling. Ask me about grass or cooking with fire and I'll always have an opinion.