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Handle:
FARLEYFANTOM70
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Height:
Weight:
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Favorite Baseball Team:
Natural Enemies:
Athletic Ability:
Bare foot kicker back when you confronted the ball head on; none of this side-saddle stuff.
Sartorial Style:
I'm in a Salvation Army store 12-step program.
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:
I am credited on campus for inventing the Dentist's Friend. On St. Patrick's Day my senior year, I used Micrin mouthwash when I ran out of mixer. It didn't taste very good, but it did smell better when I threw up.
Political Philosophy:
You are allowed to reason in politics?
Religious Philosophy:
I believe I have a strong faith. That's probably why the Dean of Engineering recommended I switch to a theology major when he said, "Your only hope is God."
Musical Favorites:
I'm in therapy from seeing Madame Butterfly as a child. Woman who had been wailing loudly through the whole thing, finally had enough and disemboweled herself on stage. I still startle at loud women.
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:
"Hash - middle - hash !!!" Phrase affectionately yelled at me by assistant coaches when I was a student manager and messed up the alternating ball placement at football practice.
What else do you want us all to know:
I was a ranger on the Meat Squad, protecting the band's flanks when it used to march around campus before pep rallies. Those were good times: groin high guy wires and metal posts, narrow passes between halls, and unsuspecting freshman running amok.