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Handle:
KORMAL
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Height:
Weight:
lbs.
Alum Status:
Location:
Favorite Baseball Team:
Natural Enemies:
Athletic Ability:
I was born seven months too early. Incubation technology was in its infancy. I was placed in a cast iron pot inside of a pizza oven until I was ripe enough to walk. My bones never hardened but my spirit did.
Sartorial Style:
Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:
Swine livers and Capri Suns
Political Philosophy:
For 82 years I have been an oil man, a ‘baron’ some have called me. Now what does an oil barren do? The answer…crush your enemies! Grind their bones into dirt! Make them regret that they were ever born!
Religious Philosophy:
Oil is not for the weak. It is the Earth’s milk, and only the strong may suckle at Mother’s teat.
Musical Favorites:
Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:
Be strong and crush your enemies!
What else do you want us all to know:
I outlived you, Mr. Pickens! I crushed you into the ground and now your bones turn to oil beneath my living feet! I married your granddaughter, filled her belly with my festering seed and sired a boy! He is my final revenge, H.R.