. . . will proudly announce to parents, faculty and alumni in the audience,
"You are our future."
Younger employees not only don't want a hand-set office phone on their desk, many of them have no idea how to use it.
In 12 years I only used mine to check voicemail. Voicemail was always either headhunters or mortgage scam calls.
And sprack is older than me, though probably not by much.
While we're worrying about people being able to use obsolete tools.
And they called themselves Irish.