So apparently if your iPhone is locked and you try to turn..
by Nitschke (2019-07-16 10:23:15)

...the volume down it sends out an SOS the whole office can hear. So that’s nice. And I was two seconds away from the phone dialing emergency services.


It’s annoying. Happened randomly in the middle of the night *
by airborneirish  (2019-07-16 13:12:51)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Did the same thing at a golf course
by Au Dome  (2019-07-16 12:55:56)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Trying to turn down my music as I approached another group. Wasn’t able to end the 9-1-1 call soon enough. Dispatcher called back and didn’t seem to believe I wasn’t in distress. Had he waited another two minutes until I 3-putted, he would have read me rightly.


You pressed the lock button and a volume button.
by OCND  (2019-07-16 10:43:59)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

That activates SOS.


In a perfect world
by wildesilas  (2019-07-16 12:58:02)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

every phone would have an ABBA button.


Yeah, but I'm afraid there is nothing we can do *
by sprack  (2019-07-16 13:11:04)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Damn, I was gonna post that (link)
by sprack  (2019-07-16 11:38:53)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

What does that say about me? And you?

By the way, Pete Townshend said it was the greatest pop song ever written and John Lennon said it was among his favorites. Not kidding.

Now, I double dog dare anyone to pronounce "Agnetha Fältskog" correctly.


Knowing me, knowing you, it's the best I can do. *
by OCND  (2019-07-16 13:24:46)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Office? Did I miss something? *
by TAR  (2019-07-16 10:33:40)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Yes. I picked up a contract role at a financial payment
by Nitschke  (2019-07-16 11:02:08)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

processing company fka M&I Data, Metavante.


Congrats! Are you at the BDOC, CAPE or Woodland Prime? *
by Beer30Light  (2019-07-16 15:54:17)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


BDOC *
by Nitschke  (2019-07-16 21:26:59)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Nice, I spent three years there in the early 2010s.
by Beer30Light  (2019-07-17 10:41:23)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Do they still do sub day in the cafeteria on Thursdays?


Is that part of FIS now? *
by G.K.Chesterton  (2019-07-16 13:49:46)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Oh no. I've said too much. *
by Nitschke  (2019-07-16 21:27:46)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post


Congrats on getting a paycheck! *
by TAR  (2019-07-16 11:06:00)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post