In reply to: Why aren’t there cakes sized for a family of 3-7? posted by DakotaDomer
But those conniving bastards at Hebrew National are putting the dogs in packs of 7. That’s freaking PRIME! You can’t match buns to dogs until you get to 56. I don’t live with Joey Chestnut. I used to think the theories about the Jews plotting to run the world were crackpot garbage... but 7 hot dogs to a package? That’s just diabolically sneaky.