In reply to: it's the little things that make me chuckle posted by jt
I finished my preoperative timeouts with “can i kick it?” For like a year before someone finally responded “yes, you can!”
If you ise the second line, expect a call from HR.
I told him "if your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend"
But She just never understood what Cream meant. She literally asked me that one time after we listened to the song for the 20th time.
“I just don’t get why they say cream every time”
“Stephanie, Cash Rules Everything Around Me...” I said as slowly and sarcastically as possible. She got it after staring at me dumbfounded for about a minute.
Smart girl, went to Wash U. Ended up working for the mercantile exchange.
You can’t put a price on common sense.
But before the internet snd lyric websites it was fun to listen to some interpretations of famous songs.
“Don’t smoke Buddha, can’t stand sex, yes” That’s my personal favorite.
mind.
The one who likes to say hello
To a fly girl that is good to go.
Sorry, it’s “tale”, not “tail”
You see?
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
But we've been known to do the impossible like Broadway Joe
No batteries included, and no strings attached
All you heard is Poppa don't hit me no more
50 cent
I'm not sayin I'm number one, uhh I'm sorry I lied,
I'm number one, two, three, four and five --- KRS One
Im not a businessman; Im a business...Man! - Jay Z
I must confess, my destiny's manifest - Lauryn Hill
I made a G today, but you made it in a sleezy way - Tupac
you overdid it homes, You in the danger zone, you shouldn't be alone - Biggie
You ain't gotta like me, you just mad
Cause I tell it how it is, and you tell it how it might be - Puffy
Life without knowledge, is death in disguise - Talib Kweli
Either you're slingin' crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot - Biggie
Spike Lee couldn't paint a better picture
You small change, I'm blowin out your brains gettin richer - Big Pun
Cause aint no such things as halfway crooks - Mobb Deep
Elvis was a hero to most, But he never meant shit to me you see - Chuck D
I could do this all night. Some famous, some not so much.
I always thought an interesting t shirt idea would be to have a famous 1 liner as the center of the t shirt. Alot of possibilities.
I was also thinking about “I’m not the run of the mill, cuz for the mill I don’t run.”
(In the proper tone of course) During a meeting the other day. One of the Nurse managers started giggling uncontrollably and everybody else just looked at me and her like they had no idea what the hell was going on