LOL on the retort to the Bama gramma.

You could have told her we will join you in hell after we beat Bama, but Church Lady would not have approved. Reminds me of the Jonah and the whale joke.

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A young girl and her teacher are arguing about whether humans can be swallowed by whales.
Her teacher says that it's impossible for whales to swallow humans because whales have small throats.
The little girl says, "How can this be? Jonah got swallowed by a whale."
The teacher says, "That's not even a true story."
The girl says, "When I go to heaven, I'll ask him."
The teacher says, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
The girl says, "Then you ask him."