In reply to: I've never been mistreated by an opposing fan. posted by flapjack
They really care about three things and they are second in the state to someone else in all three. This gives them a complex and turns them into generally bad fans.
Football - ND
Basketball - IU
Engineering - Rose-Hulman
you're doing pretty well.
I would have gone with a simple "he learned it from your mom" and called it a day.