Reggie Bush getting his Heisman back.

Paterno got his wins

Nothing matters.

Literally nothing compares to Penn State, so I'm going to have a very hard time giving a shit about ballroom dancing, free shoes u, or hookers and blow in light of the fact that Happy Valley, PA hasn't had its earth salted and buildings turned into rubble.

It's just too bad the Centralia fires can't stretch out to, and park right under 16802.

NCAA sanctions

and its why I have a hard time with sanctions, NCAA or otherwise O course Kelly won those games

I'm still hoping for a massive lightning strike that melts

that erector set named Beaver Stadium and for a fireball that rolls down the street and disintegrates the Lasch Football Building.

That will likely reverse the polarity too.

Will it look anything like this?

We will also settle for

Godzilla

is Brian Kelly going to get his W's back? *

I’m not sure which dude I dislike more.

Just kidding, it’s Brian Kelly. Fuck that guy.

Bravo. Understated elegance in this post *

Amen *

you should win an award for that post *

I'd say the time is nigh

for violence against the people running college football will not only be justifiable but the most moral and ethical option.