excuses for him before Spring practice even ends. When we shit the bed late in the year it won't be because his offense sucks in bad weather, or because of injuries - it will be due to the schedule! Everyone knows how hard it is to win on the road...

until something unforeseen happens, of course.

Do you have any idea how long it takes to put on a coat of paint?

winning on the road in November against ranked opponents.

That's damn near impossible, especially if the weather is bad.

That is a giant robot made up of 5 Jumbotrons, with smoke machine feet. Each ‘tron plays a different jock jam, except that the largest (torso) plays There’s A Magic In The Sound is Their Naaame.

The visuals are mostly ads for Gurley Leep, but when they all play Freelbass at once our opponents quake like jelly.

My top 3 that I still say to myself (in no order) are:

AkronMexico
CaptainElectric
CheeseDick

proposition, to get all the pieces in place," athletic director Jack Swarbrick said. "And that's what we're seeing now. To me last year was a testament to this program is in as good a place as it's been for two decades. ... And '12 bought us the time to do it right."

proposition. Try to imagine where we'll be on our fourth four-, five-year proposition. It's incomprehensible!