A legendary day that brought my roommates and I probation

For the remainder of our junior and senior years

As was our usual, we set up shop the night before, slept in the car with a sign on the window that said "first person to read this sign wake us up"

A couple of guys that looked like college students were walking around videoing the festivities, cheering people on. We had never really sobered up from the night before, and were well into the tailgating that day, so our judgment was not 100% on, and we invited them to film us doing an upside down beer bong thinking they were seniors filming the last home game of the year. One roommate holding feet, another holding the bong, more pouring beers in, it was glorious. They applauded us when we were done.

Tuesday we get a knock on our door from campus police, with individual letters from Dr Goldrick and our personal copies of Dulac with the appropriate violations highlighted. Obviously, they weren't fellow students they were undercover ND police and they nabbed a ton of students hosting illegal tailgaters that day

Violations we were guilty of:
1. Students hosting a tailgater at which alcohol is served
2. Excessive use of alcohol
3. Using alcohol in a manner deemed dangerous
4. Using an instrument of alcohol abuse

Fines, alcohol abuse screening, community service, and probation until graduation. It was still glorious

We had a party at our house that following summer that was busted. We had exactly one roommate that wasn't on probation, and the poor guy had to take the entire rap for the party because the rest of us had to bolt the house.