Does anyone in SD even know what an ocean or navy is?

You would think they would, seeing how they are threatened

by imminent invasion by the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska.

Once called "The Great American Desert," Nebraska has

more miles of rivers than any other state. So it's a Viking-style Navy.

Click here for link at https://www.50states.com/facts/nebraska.htm

I read that as the North Dakota club of South Dakota * *

I am only now getting Frank's joke

I didnt even consider the acronyms were why he was making a Dakota joke...I thought he was just picking on us barren wastelanders the same way as everyone else.

It's one thing to "fly over"...quite another to take shots. *

Wait...WHAT? *

Notre Dame Club of North Dakota seems to avoid tix issues *

Now look here, good man...

...I'm a lifetime South Dakota resident. Now, I may have lived the majority of my days in towns, even counties, without stop lights, I can grasp the concept of an ocean. In fact, I've never met anyone out here who even questions it. Now, about that there metric system...

It's like a big water, yes? Ocean water?

I saw the ocean when I was 10, it didnt look any different than watching my dog run away for 5 miles in any direction.