Big Purple-Faced Coach
by Bacchus (2012-08-03 14:12:14)

They turfed Rockne’s House
And put up a Jumbotron
Brought in Ozzy, and Axl
And plastic grass to play on
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
'Til it's gone
They turfed Rockne’s House
And put up a Jumbotron

They took the schedule
And changed it to 7-4-1
Then they charged the alumni
A hundred-and-a-half just to see 'em
Don't it always seem to go,
That you don't know what you've got
'Til it's gone
They turfed Rockne’s House
And put up a Jumbotron

Hey Kelly, Kelly
Put away that spread offense now
Give me a fullback in the backfield
But LEAVE the multiple reads
Please!
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
'Til it’s gone
They turfed Rockne’s House
And put up a Jumbotron

Late last night
I heard ND’s traditions slammed
And a big purple-faced coach
Came and took away our program
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
'Til it's gone
They turfed Rockne’s House
And put up a Jumbotron

I said
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
'Til it's gone
They turfed Rockne’s House
And put up a Jumbotron

They turfed Rockne’s House
And put up a Jumbotron
They turfed Rockne’s House
And put up a Jumbotron






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