NDNation Profile for FARLEYFANTOM70

Height: 6' 1

Weight: enough to give away some lbs.

Alumni Status: Certificate of attendance, 1966 - 1970

Location: California, Bay area

Favorite Baseball Team: Yankees - I consider Yogi Berra a prophet and my personal saviour.

Natural Enemies: Death and taxes, and those that cause them.

Athletic Ability:

Bare foot kicker back when you confronted the ball head on; none of this side-saddle stuff.

Sartorial Style:

I'm in a Salvation Army store 12-step program.

Favorite Beverage and Consumption Freq:

I am credited on campus for inventing the Dentist's Friend. On St. Patrick's Day my senior year, I used Micrin mouthwash when I ran out of mixer. It didn't taste very good, but it did smell better when I threw up.

Political Philosophy:

You are allowed to reason in politics?

Religious Philosophy:

I believe I have a strong faith. That's probably why the Dean of Engineering recommended I switch to a theology major when he said, "Your only hope is God."

Musical Favorites:

I'm in therapy from seeing Madame Butterfly as a child. Woman who had been wailing loudly through the whole thing, finally had enough and disemboweled herself on stage. I still startle at loud women.

Favorite Quote from an ND Coach:

"Hash - middle - hash !!!" Phrase affectionately yelled at me by assistant coaches when I was a student manager and messed up the alternating ball placement at football practice.

Miscellaneous Data:

I was a ranger on the Meat Squad, protecting the band's flanks when it used to march around campus before pep rallies. Those were good times: groin high guy wires and metal posts, narrow passes between halls, and unsuspecting freshman running amok.