"Why don't you shut up kid"
by Ndmiami93 (2018-10-16 21:33:46)
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Today is the 30th anniversary of those words being hissed at me by Jimmy Johnson in the second to last aisle of the small grocery store where I worked as a stock boy at the age of 16. I happened to be whistling the fight song as he walked through the store, the day after the 31-30 game.

That is amazing. *
by daviehamsufferer97  (2018-10-17 14:15:34)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Your soul has won a plenary indulgence. *
by The Flash  (2018-10-17 13:56:05)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Carpe diem *
by Porpoiseboy  (2018-10-17 12:23:16)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

So was his cart full of junk food like, um, pork rinds? *
by JACC1203  (2018-10-17 11:04:08)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

He may be many things, but he's not a cannibal *
by sprack  (2018-10-17 12:26:04)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Had you died at 17,
by potatohouse  (2018-10-17 10:59:47)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

you still would've accomplished more greatness in your life than anyone who read your post.

I assume you took today off to celebrate the anniversary. That is, if you're still working. Because I also assume you have been blessed with wealth and happiness beyond comprehension ever since you seized that glorious moment.
He won’t be receiving total consciousness on his deathbed...
by BeastOfBourbon  (2018-10-17 15:56:42)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

because it’s obvious he already received it at a very early age.
This is why you are one of my few highlighted posters
by NDFlyer  (2018-10-17 12:46:19)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I missed Brewfest this year, Too many weddings and conferences
You and the others were missed.
by potatohouse  (2018-10-17 14:21:55)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Just me representing the NDN contingent. Jeff was good enough to bring me to the front of a few obnoxious lines. Beer always tastes better combined with the salty glares of the normals who did not appreciate my VIP cutting.

Come February!
That's . . . that's just . . .beautiful! *
by sprack  (2018-10-17 10:52:59)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

that's awesome *
by ColoNDFan  (2018-10-17 10:31:59)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Why did I immediately think of "Bull Durham".... *
by graNDfan  (2018-10-17 10:22:19)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Get a hit, Crash. *
by 1NDGal  (2018-10-17 10:51:29)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

This is my favorite post this month so far.... *
by caber  (2018-10-17 10:09:06)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Fabulous work. Take Sunday off. *
by drmurray  (2018-10-17 09:58:09)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Doing the Lord's work. *
by Irish Tool  (2018-10-17 09:13:00)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

In Miami? Surprised you weren't punched.
by JTAD31  (2018-10-17 06:31:47)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Nice work though.
Or worse. *
by Revue Party  (2018-10-17 10:35:34)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post