Only option to buy are subscription. That sucks

You get a slightly lower unit price if you schedule regular deliveries. They do that with most of their perishable/grocery goods.

But you can get them online from a bunch of retailers.

protein isolate as it’s main protein source? I don’t know whether to laugh or cry...

They're still tasty, though.

Not a meal replacement, for sure.

What kind of activity do you need 270 calories to supplement?

Include me out on a bar with 16 grams of sugar and isn’t candy. A Dove dark chocolate bar has 19.