Crap

Despite 17+ years of lobbying, cajoling, suggesting, swag buying, shit talking and pointing out the obvious, nephew has selected Michigan over Notre Dame.

Mom (sister in law) is ND undergrad, but went to UM med school. Dad is UM all the way (undergrad and med school). The odds were against me, but I gave it my best shot.

I feel I dropped the ball. Sort of like Brian Kelly.

What a bummer.

Also, Michigan sucks.

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Is it true they perform abortions at their medical school? * - The Flash 2019-02-13 22:20:21
My nephew chose Miami over ND and he turned out just fine. - BeastOfBourbon 2019-02-12 21:41:43
Just like MLK, I have a dream. - BeijingIrish 2019-02-12 18:59:48
- Regretfully, Orkin is terrible at killing pests * - DakotaDomer 2019-02-12 19:49:55
advice from the Bible - abqgant 2019-02-12 16:02:50
You'll get preferred service at the Burger King - Irishlawyer 2019-02-12 15:08:19
My niece graduated from UM in 2018- She got a Great Job with - Jammer 2019-02-12 14:05:13
- Hopefully the job goes south and she is rendered homeless. - Bruno95 2019-02-12 14:48:58
  - “Pull the Moeller!” - mkovac 2019-02-12 20:17:21
  - I'm assuming The Equalizer is based on your life. * - Porpoiseboy 2019-02-12 15:19:44
  - I wish I had thought of that strategy. - drmurray 2019-02-12 14:52:35
    - Nice twist there, and - Hati Hijau 2019-02-12 16:51:26
Is he looking for an Upper Mgmt job @ Dominos or Pizza Hut? * - Jammer 2019-02-12 13:57:10
- Do you mean Little Caesars? * - Brandon 2019-02-12 15:52:06
To quote a famous judge.... - Marine Domer 2019-02-12 13:37:20
- The nephew's name is Danny? * - Hati Hijau 2019-02-12 16:54:41
Perhaps he can be a plant. - saintapollonia 2019-02-12 13:15:54
There on some things you should never tell anyone. - dillon301 2019-02-12 13:11:53
- "Damn, brother. - Bluntschli 2019-02-12 13:34:00
The honorable response is seppuku. - BeijingIrish 2019-02-12 12:45:25
- With a greased frisbee, of course * - sprack 2019-02-12 12:48:20
  - No grease for something this egregious. * - PWK2 2019-02-12 13:34:48
  - Am I a joke to you? * - captaineclectic 2019-02-12 13:04:36
That's one less Christmas present to buy. * - Irish Tool 2019-02-12 12:38:25
What does he wish to study? * - BacTien 2019-02-12 12:20:46
Dammit! Davie strikes again. My deepest condolences * - sprack 2019-02-12 12:06:41
- That bastard! * - drmurray 2019-02-12 13:55:33
We hired a new guy a few years ago, and he wore a UM - NDFlyer 2019-02-12 11:58:52
It's the Lake of Fire for you. - CMillar 2019-02-12 11:57:15
That’s a lot of genetic stupid to overcome - DakotaDomer 2019-02-12 11:51:45
Last Halloween... - Porpoiseboy 2019-02-12 11:49:00
- Hmmm - I would have thought you would have been - Irishlawyer 2019-02-12 15:10:35
You know what to do - captaineclectic 2019-02-12 11:47:23