I just scratched off a $90 winning lottery ticket.
by LocalSubAlum (2019-09-20 16:29:24)
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What should I do with my unexpected bounty?

You are $9,910.00 short for crystal helmet. Keep scratching *
by Frank Drebin  (2019-09-21 08:18:47)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Send T-shirts to WMU professors *
by Hometown fan  (2019-09-20 20:21:47)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Pay taxes on it... *
by domer4  (2019-09-20 19:36:55)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Touch the PLACT sign *
by rick  (2019-09-20 17:14:52)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Or get a place on the high five line. *
by Section12  (2019-09-20 17:28:59)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Pizza's on you next time we're in town. *
by BottleofRed  (2019-09-20 17:04:50)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Can I have the crust? *
by NDEE01  (2019-09-20 20:14:17)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You best run that by Mace. *
by The Holtz Room  (2019-09-20 21:15:57)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

deal! *
by LocalSubAlum  (2019-09-20 17:07:10)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Da faq *
by The Holtz Room  (2019-09-20 17:44:54)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Send me 1 big box of cigars & 1 big box of cash. *
by The Holtz Room  (2019-09-20 16:40:07)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You'll get nothing and like it.
by LocalSubAlum  (2019-09-20 17:06:41)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Always reinvest your dividends
by Boston Domer  (2019-09-20 16:37:16)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Go back to the store and buy some more, you could turn that $90 into $900 (or more!)
Do you even need to ask? Hookers and blow. *
by NDStein04  (2019-09-20 16:30:52)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

But, what to do with the remaining $85?
by LocalSubAlum  (2019-09-20 16:38:33)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Remember, this is South Bend.
For $90? That’d get him half a line and a pat on the head. *
by shawno3  (2019-09-20 16:38:07)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

True, but now he is $90 closer to snorting rails with
by ndstein04  (2019-09-20 18:00:47)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

strippers that are at least a solid 5.