Wimbush did regress. Because his head coach is a magenta dildo.

The fates haven’t conspired against Brian. He’s just not a good coach.

to magenta dildos.

Yes, there's only one home game in October, but there's also a bye week, so it's not like there's a 1-3 split.

Yes, there's only one home game in November, but that's because ND chose to move a home game to New York City. So again, it's not like there's a 1-3 split there either.

of bad coaching with claims of Wimbush having the yips is a real howler. Pretty pathetic if you ask me. Kelly is supposedly the vaunted QB whisperer of Tony Pike fame. Why can't he figure it out? Yips my ass.

When do we drop the charade? This is now QB 3 or 4 being run out of town who will probably get thrown under a fucking train on the way out.

wanted him. And we got him.

He had offers from Ohio State, LSU, and Miami.

Makes me absolutely sick that his reputation is suffering at the expense of Brian Kelly’s. That Brian Kelly’s offensive genius is somehow more credible than Brandon Wimbush’s talent and work ethic.

I don’t know how this kid gets through practice without committing an assault, I really don’t.

And has spoken glowingly about the coaching or nuggets of wisdom they have gotten from the moulder of Zach Collaros

Crist?
Golson?
Zaire?
Kizer?

You could fill a morgue with the dead bodies Kelly has left in his wake at the position. Trust me, Wimbush will get the “not ready” or the “didn’t meet standards” bullshit as he is heading out the door and launched under the bus. The true resting place for all Kelly QBs.

I mean, the guy is on Kelly's staff now...

Turns out he did. In the Tulsa game. Get used to it.

the lone survivor among the QB carcasses Kelly has piled sky high during his illustrious run at ND. And, its not like his time at ND was all that issue free.

When Mox breaks his dads nose with a throw.

That’d be me daily in a Brian Kelly practice.

and then at that point they will say that they knew it all along. Just wait--you'll SEE.

excuses for him before Spring practice even ends. When we shit the bed late in the year it won't be because his offense sucks in bad weather, or because of injuries - it will be due to the schedule! Everyone knows how hard it is to win on the road...

until something unforeseen happens, of course.

Do you have any idea how long it takes to put on a coat of paint?

winning on the road in November against ranked opponents.

That's damn near impossible, especially if the weather is bad.

That is a giant robot made up of 5 Jumbotrons, with smoke machine feet. Each ‘tron plays a different jock jam, except that the largest (torso) plays There’s A Magic In The Sound is Their Naaame.

The visuals are mostly ads for Gurley Leep, but when they all play Freelbass at once our opponents quake like jelly.

My top 3 that I still say to myself (in no order) are:

AkronMexico
CaptainElectric
CheeseDick

proposition, to get all the pieces in place," athletic director Jack Swarbrick said. "And that's what we're seeing now. To me last year was a testament to this program is in as good a place as it's been for two decades. ... And '12 bought us the time to do it right."

proposition. Try to imagine where we'll be on our fourth four-, five-year proposition. It's incomprehensible!