Who's manning the timer? *
by drmurray (2024-03-20 08:38:37)
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The students should serenade him with "hit the road jack"
by arch_moore  (2024-03-20 15:52:57)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

when he walks out of the his office for the final time carrying his possessions in a cardboard box.

128 hours, assuming 5:00 pm on Monday *
by Jvan  (2024-03-20 10:49:57)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

When it gets to 24 hours, Jack Bauer will be on-site. *
by G.K.Chesterton  (2024-03-20 14:59:17)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

What if he doesn't get there in time?
by SWPaDem  (2024-03-20 16:03:17)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Hope you factored in Leap Year into your calculations
by Frank Drebin  (2024-03-20 13:09:25)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Smart college boys…My ass!
We could meet at Alumni Circle and give him a nice sendoff.
by SWPaDem  (2024-03-20 11:25:19)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Go south, young man!
Roadmap to the future - US 31 South. *
by arasera  (2024-03-20 13:25:12)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Give him a final ride on ND’s private jet
by Jvan  (2024-03-20 12:28:16)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

By stuffing him in the wheel well.
Like a Payne Stewart kind of flight? *
by Freight Train  (2024-03-20 13:49:32)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I would prefer more of a Yevgeny Prigozhin-type conclusion *
by Knute of Indy  (2024-03-20 14:05:10)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Lt. Col. Henry Blake would do *
by nihilist in golf pants  (2024-03-20 14:40:24)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

The final flight in The Good Shepherd *
by ACross  (2024-03-20 19:16:05)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You and Freight Train are brutal.
by SWPaDem  (2024-03-20 14:15:08)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

And funny.
You would have to head to Keystone at the Crossing *
by ACross  (2024-03-20 12:18:55)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Does the ND admin realize the small fortune it could make
by 105Marquette  (2024-03-20 12:10:57)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

...if it auctioned off the chance to help him clear out his office?
Let’s treat him with an unremarkable event. Suggestions? *
by OldIrishFan  (2024-03-20 11:33:13)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

An ice cream social at a library *
by guilfordnd  (2024-03-20 18:31:38)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

How about a ride back to Indy in a scissor lift? *
by Train04  (2024-03-20 13:16:00)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Perfect *
by Jvan  (2024-03-20 23:21:20)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

This *
by Scoop80  (2024-03-20 23:01:46)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

How about some professionally framed artwork?
by cmhirish  (2024-03-20 13:08:38)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

- Team-autographed photos of USA Gymnastics, any of the years from 1984-2008.
- The NCAA's official notification letter of the denial of the appeal of sanctions and ordering Notre Dame to vacate its football wins from the 2012 and 2013
- Photo of Kelly and the team's on-field victory celebration after winning the national title
- Photo montage of Kelly standing next to each of the major bowl trophies he won
- The coaches seat at the link below

Photo of Kelly in the elevator with Willie
by ACross  (2024-03-20 20:49:56)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

The morning after the 2913 Alabama cornholing. Willie was on his way to a hung over breakfast after the dog's breakfast. Kelly was on his way to his interview with the team that the dimwitted hobbs calls the Iggles. Willie smelled like tacos and vomit. Kelly smelled like Drakkar Noir and overeager smarm.
maybe drop turf pellets on him from the air? *
by ColoNDFan  (2024-03-20 12:07:01)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

turd pellets *
by ndstein04  (2024-03-20 13:55:27)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Nicely unremarkable *
by drmurray  (2024-03-20 13:20:36)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post