learn from your brother's life-stunting mistake.
Hope the kid enjoys turning 15 in 2 months
He was born 10 years AFTER the last time I was cool. Motherfuck!
I'm old enough to remember freaking out when I saw college athletes who had been born in 1970. "How can they be in college already?!"
You were never cool.
Other than in the biological sense, being a fish.
In addition to his choosing the light over the darkness, I am loving this kid’s name. Our first Sasha.
Two of my favorite musicians go by that name: Sasha the DJ and Sascha Konietzko of KMFDM fame. They were big back in 1993, the last time I was cool.
He is a mammal, not a fish, and actually has a body core temperature close to a human - 99 degrees