Gotta leave room for head.

I would always get draft, but one time I got a canned beer (16 oz), and the bartender gave me a pint glass with it. I poured that can and ran out of room with a good 3-4 oz left in the can. Their “pints” were only 12 ounces.

Shit, no, man. I believe you should get your ass kicked pourin’ something like that, man.

Fake pints have a huge bottom. It's the only place a fat bottom does not make the world go round.

Didn't find it until I had drained the beer, though.

And also an excuse to post this:

I like my popes doing miracles and such.