at the dentist this morning for a cleaning, waiting in line and the person in front of me says, "what's this Dentist's name, Dre?" and the receptionist answers, "No, Drake--like the rapper." And as I was standing there I said, "Wait, Dre is a rapper too! How you gonna act like you forgot about Dre?!"
Nobody recognized the lyric, but I've been chuckling about it all morning.
...2020 board meetings. So far nobody's picked up on it (it's an older crowd).
Q1: "Let's play big bank take little bank."
Q2: "Real recognize real."
Q3: "I got to say, today was a good day."
I'll take suggestions for my Q4 meeting.
I finished my preoperative timeouts with “can i kick it?” For like a year before someone finally responded “yes, you can!”
If you ise the second line, expect a call from HR.
I told him "if your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend"
But She just never understood what Cream meant. She literally asked me that one time after we listened to the song for the 20th time.
“I just don’t get why they say cream every time”
“Stephanie, Cash Rules Everything Around Me...” I said as slowly and sarcastically as possible. She got it after staring at me dumbfounded for about a minute.
Smart girl, went to Wash U. Ended up working for the mercantile exchange.
You can’t put a price on common sense.
But before the internet snd lyric websites it was fun to listen to some interpretations of famous songs.
“Don’t smoke Buddha, can’t stand sex, yes” That’s my personal favorite.
mind.
The one who likes to say hello
To a fly girl that is good to go.
Sorry, it’s “tale”, not “tail”
You see?
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
But we've been known to do the impossible like Broadway Joe
No batteries included, and no strings attached
All you heard is Poppa don't hit me no more
50 cent
I'm not sayin I'm number one, uhh I'm sorry I lied,
I'm number one, two, three, four and five --- KRS One
Im not a businessman; Im a business...Man! - Jay Z
I must confess, my destiny's manifest - Lauryn Hill
I made a G today, but you made it in a sleezy way - Tupac
you overdid it homes, You in the danger zone, you shouldn't be alone - Biggie
You ain't gotta like me, you just mad
Cause I tell it how it is, and you tell it how it might be - Puffy
Life without knowledge, is death in disguise - Talib Kweli
Either you're slingin' crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot - Biggie
Spike Lee couldn't paint a better picture
You small change, I'm blowin out your brains gettin richer - Big Pun
Cause aint no such things as halfway crooks - Mobb Deep
Elvis was a hero to most, But he never meant shit to me you see - Chuck D
I could do this all night. Some famous, some not so much.
I always thought an interesting t shirt idea would be to have a famous 1 liner as the center of the t shirt. Alot of possibilities.
I was also thinking about “I’m not the run of the mill, cuz for the mill I don’t run.”
(In the proper tone of course) During a meeting the other day. One of the Nurse managers started giggling uncontrollably and everybody else just looked at me and her like they had no idea what the hell was going on
Ok... you guys see it too, right? Like I'm not THAT big of a perv that my mind just automatically goes there. I still have no idea what this poster was telling me. Dre certainly wouldn't forget this one.
movie a few months ago or maybe it was a short film, where the female had teeth inside of her vagina and would bite her lovers’ wangs off.
Terrible movie.
Chance!
what's the connection?
Did he also forget about Dre?
Like everyone who does not watch his show.
It used to be a horrible time slot for MSNBC. Since he took over, ratings are up alot and he is beating CNN.
missing nothing (i.e. everyone who does not watch his show).
who likes old school hip-hop.
since that was the first Dr Dre
you can have it back. I live my life by a similar credo. Give me 18 more annual 401k profit sharing bonuses and f**k patent law, you can have it back.