Ian Book looks like a kid next to Jurkovec. Also, I thought

Kelly coaches downhill *

I hope play doesn’t reflect the music,

Soft and God-awful.

Kind of like Kelly next to Saban or Swinney? *

But with ten meat popsicles separating Saban & Swinney from

Kelly, and he is at least ten steps behind all of them.

Yea but how lucid is he? *

Good eye contact?

This is a multimillionaire in his late 50s, right?

What is the point of the music?

It appears to be there only to entertain the players while they practice.

If they are working hard, who cares *

They should play “Silent Lucidity” *

A coach had good eye contact? *

I pray he’s trolling all of us

I expect more from a Board Op, but it is his board. 25% of it, I guess

I've always assumed that SEE is a non-equity partner. *

This is now your 4th thread-starting post in 24 hours...

in which you mention something about Kelly’s jargon or tone or mannerisms or something to that effect.

Maybe BK 3.0 will finally be the difference. I was told BK 2.0 would be the difference and shown photo evidence of him outside the plane that he totally gets his players and is cool but I guess that was a lie. He now speaks well and lucid and makes eye contact with people, something I was taught in elementary school. Awesome.

Taking the piss

At the overreactions. The first post is true and shouldn’t be a shock to anyone who listens to the press conference. He sounds completely different. That could mean nothing but it’s worth noting. The other,posts were mixing news and mocking

We’ve been hearing about it for 23 months.

Maybe people aren’t overreacting with their skepticism.

Hearing about... what exactly? And thats bonkers

Over reacting. Focus, lucid, positive... is a ridiculously low bar. It’s a backhanded insult. Hence the trolling for eye contact, jargon, etc

“Kelly 2.0”

He understands his players now. He listens to them. He’s introspective. He’s more focused. He gets there at 5am now. He’s no longer hands-off/aloof. He’s “different.” Etc. Etc.

Let me rephrase to ease the nervous systems

First press conference I’ve heard from Kelly where he wasn’t being some degree of defensive, scattered or insecure. Whether that’s yoga, 2.0 or just feeling like he’s got a good team... no idea

The "feeling like he’s got a good team... no idea" works. *

"Holy Posting Frenzy, Batman! This is barely the beginning

of Spring football." "Not to worry, Robin. Beware the Ides of March! It's possible Seesar [sic] may suffer the ignominious fate of 'ignored' by his peers within a couple weeks. Then, a very weak, 'Et tu, Bruno?'"