ATTN All you f**kers: the Giggity Room is not open to you.
by Giggity_Giggity (2020-05-29 20:47:09)
Edited on 2020-05-29 20:49:35
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Except Porp. And DVPGM who just saved me $1k a month refinancing my mortgages. And Milhouse who shares my DNA. And El K for allowing the hate. And Lazarus because he helped me paint my house years ago (no shit).

But the rest of you are shit out of luck.

Yay! I'll leave the mask at home. Your son will be safe. *
by ArasEra  (2020-05-30 21:17:23)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Update: you’re all invited. *
by Giggity_Giggity  (2020-05-30 16:07:09)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

The Homer Simpson strategy worked for me again.
by daviehamsufferer97  (2020-05-30 17:57:33)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Do nothing and eventually they'll let you in out of boredom.
I don't want to belong to any club
by Father Nieuwland  (2020-05-30 17:04:48)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

that would accept me as one of its members
But but... I made your ribs!
by 84david  (2020-05-30 14:16:42)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

And I liked them!!!1!
Uh, will you still honor my Groupon coupon?
by 21TAS  (2020-05-30 12:50:07)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

It's valid through the end of the football season.

I can bring a new bottle of Blanton's if necessary.
I'll be your Elvis doctor *
by dulac89  (2020-05-30 12:09:13)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Awe, so sad. *
by URwhatUR  (2020-05-30 12:08:02)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Where’s the blanket Vermin allowance? *
by rflor  (2020-05-30 08:34:59)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Will miss the Mancini Muzak medleys. *
by Notra_Dahm  (2020-05-30 07:45:49)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I’ve got gift cards *
by needamirer  (2020-05-30 07:32:22)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I never even knew the Giggity Room existed.
by dbldomer7375  (2020-05-30 07:17:39)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Not being invited really doesn't hurt that much.

Oh, I might sulk for a minute or two, but I'll get over it.

You know what?
by terramarirish  (2020-05-30 01:46:59)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

While you were at work I built a dudes room.

It’s got a hot dog spinner.

And it’ll be a cold, cold, cold, cold rainy day in hell before i let you into my morherfuckin dudes room.
That sounds like Bob Davie's personal hell. *
by milhouse  (2020-05-30 06:33:01)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Yeah, probably...actually, definitely
by TerramarIrish  (2020-05-30 10:34:38)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

See for yourself:

That’s like saying I’m not welcome at Applebee’s. *
by HennaOrNo  (2020-05-30 01:04:39)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

This coming from a guy that boils ribs
by Killian  (2020-05-30 00:53:26)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

And save a grand/month on his mortgage on a house he has to paint.
Apparently he don’t know shit.

Why would I ever want to go to Gaithersburg? *
by Russiandomer  (2020-05-30 00:41:43)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Ouch *
by Stonebreaker9  (2020-05-30 00:30:41)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Who wants to sex Giggity? *
by inigomontoya  (2020-05-30 00:04:53)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Literally no one. *
by Giggity_Giggity  (2020-05-30 21:00:28)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Yeah, yeah Giggity Room. Whatever.
by nohow  (2020-05-29 23:24:31)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Tell me more about these mortgage options.
???🤔??? *
by Allumeuse  (2020-05-29 23:18:29)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Let me in. I'll wear my mask.
by ArasEra  (2020-05-29 22:47:01)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I have a ten year old son.
by Giggity_Giggity  (2020-05-29 22:56:18)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

You can’t come over.

I feel so alone *
by NDFlyer  (2020-05-29 22:35:51)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

There is no sex in the Giggity room *
by pmcdnd96  (2020-05-29 22:03:19)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

No matter what the guy in the Joe Pa mask tells you. *
by Irish Tool  (2020-05-29 23:16:40)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Well you don’t play Yacht Rock at the Giggity, so I wasn’t
by 1NDGal  (2020-05-29 21:57:48)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

coming anyway.

Pretty sure I RSVP’d “maybe”. To be nice. Because I have manners.

We ALWAYS have Yacht Rock on the playlist. *
by Giggity_Giggity  (2020-05-29 22:08:17)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Oh. Well. I’ll be washing my hair ...
by 1NDGal  (2020-05-29 22:13:07)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

out of the country.

What if he gives up the booze and the one night stands? *
by doolinbanjos  (2020-05-30 12:22:28)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Okay you can come over too. *
by Giggity_Giggity  (2020-05-29 22:55:50)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Have we seen Lazarus lately? *
by John88  (2020-05-29 21:53:14)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

He got banned awhile back.
by Giggity_Giggity  (2020-05-29 21:54:15)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I’ve talked to him. He’s doing fine.

I’ve been banned from much nicer places than the
by akaRonMexico  (2020-05-29 21:10:04)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

f’n Giggity room!

Heh... Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.
by The Holtz Room  (2020-05-29 21:09:22)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Also single and female.
I'm on the list *
by Porpoiseboy  (2020-05-29 20:58:10)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Do you have a +1? *
by voidoid  (2020-05-29 21:14:03)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I gotcha.
by Porpoiseboy  (2020-05-29 21:15:17)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I know Sully working the door irregardless.
You took out multiple mortgages on the Giggity Room? *
by Irish Tool  (2020-05-29 20:57:08)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

This wood paneling was pricey! *
by Giggity_Giggity  (2020-05-29 21:30:09)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

I don't party with dolphins
by Dvpgm  (2020-05-29 20:55:14)     cannot delete  |  Edit  |  Return to Board  |  Ignore Poster   |   Highlight Poster  |   Reply to Post

Mainly because I've never met a dolphin. Maybe that should change...