Keep em coming.

Clerks kinda has lost it's luster since I've picked this handle.

Unless calling you a douchebag, ragging on Coach Holtz, then using creative editing to make it sound like you're agreeing you're a douchebag isn't enough to qualify. In which case, RG has a lot to live up to.

And let me say, you really do hit like a girl.

I find it ironic that the basement dwelling (And no parents cannot be roommates), computer geek himself says that another takes the internet too seriously.

I'm not saying I want to fight. I'm suggesting that we box, a different more appropriate place to reconcile problems.

Again, I am willing to accomodate your schedule.

Name the time and place, Bonger.

If you'd really been reading my "dribble" for four years, you'd know I'm married and not living at home.

You're almost at HOF level. Don't blow it now by being careless.

Then please fill out a profile.

sort of the anti-Across or something. That and there would always be some posts available for the pillory.

Bonger and Across have sparred on here before, after all. Maybe one night he had just a little to much wine to drink at a wine and cheese party just after graduation, and well, the rest is Dillion'09.

This might make it into the HOF if everything breaks right.

It has it all, right down to the double-pun "dribble" below.

I'm still trying to figure it out. Entertainment value is way too high.

...a guy who runs a website community you love, and you end up the butt of some newfangled internet hoax.

That's the last time I jump in front of a bullet for you, El K. You better be quicker than Ozymandias from now on.

Tawk amongst yourselves.

What a douche.